Stanley McChrystal

The hellfire missile was named after seeing Stanley McChrystal spit.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal recognizes that France is fucking gay.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal can touch MC Hammer.

Stanley McChrystal

When Stanley McChrystal was born, the only person that cried was the doctor.  
You do not want to slap Stanley McChrystal.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Stanley McChrystal

Each day, Stanley McChrystal sleeps 4 hours, eats 1 meal, and runs 7 miles.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal was diagnosed with Lukemia in 1994. He gave it six months to live.