Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Stanley McChrystal
When Stanley McChrystal was born, the only person that cried was the doctor.
You do not want to slap Stanley McChrystal.
You do not want to slap Stanley McChrystal.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Stanley McChrystal
Stanley McChrystal was diagnosed with Lukemia in 1994. He gave it six months to live.
Stanley McChrystal
The highly classified footage of Stanley McChrystal's audition for MTV's Jackass is known to have caused PTSD in 91% of those who have seen it.
Stanley McChrystal
Having to read e-mails from Richard Holbrooke is a form of enhanced interrogation that would have broken a lesser man than Stanley McChrystal.
Stanley McChrystal
"The fucking lads love Stan McChrystal,” says a British officer who serves in Kabul. “You’d be out in Somewhere, Iraq, and someone would take a knee beside you, and a corporal would be like ‘Who the fuck is that?’ And it’s fucking Stan McChrystal.”
Stanley McChrystal
Stanley McChrystal went MIA in the Hindu Kush with a bottle of viagra and night vission goggles in 2003. He returned 48 sleepless hours later clutching a clump of Osama Bin Laden's hair and immediately composed George Bush's famous Mission Accomplished speech.
Stanley McChrystal
Stanley McChrystal once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. Stanley McChrystal won by 5.
Stanley McChrystal
At least half of the hand injuries to US and allied soldiers in Afghanistan are directly related to attempts at ball tapping Stanley McChrystal.
Stanley McChrystal
Stanley McChrystal iced Leon Panetta fourteen times at the White House Correspondents's dinner.
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