Stanley McChrystal

The highly classified footage of Stanley McChrystal's audition for MTV's Jackass is known to have caused PTSD in 91% of those who have seen it.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

Stanley McChrystal

Having to read e-mails from Richard Holbrooke is a form of enhanced interrogation that would have broken a lesser man than Stanley McChrystal.

Stanley McChrystal

"The fucking lads love Stan McChrystal,” says a British officer who serves in Kabul. “You’d be out in Somewhere, Iraq, and someone would take a knee beside you, and a corporal would be like ‘Who the fuck is that?’ And it’s fucking Stan McChrystal.”

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal went MIA in the Hindu Kush with a bottle of viagra and night vission goggles in 2003. He returned 48 sleepless hours later clutching a clump of Osama Bin Laden's hair and immediately composed George Bush's famous Mission Accomplished speech.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. Stanley McChrystal won by 5.

Stanley McChrystal

Stanley McChrystal never wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.